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Revision 12.4

Office of Records That Should Not Exist

Document Register

The register lists 69 published documents. It also lists documents that are registered and not published, because a register that omitted them would be incomplete, and completeness is the only property the Bureau can guarantee.

Incident dockets

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
HAEB-0079-DEVICE7 Out-of-Period Property, Vesuvius District Office of Anachronism Control
HAEB-1215-17B The Runnymede Filing Office of Records That Should Not Exist
HAEB-1455-ERRATA The First Revision History Office of Records That Should Not Exist
HAEB-1582-SKIP The Ten Missing Days Claim Department of Prior Conclusions
HAEB-1666-PERMIT Unauthorized Fire Event, London District Directorate of Retroactive Compliance
HAEB-1776-TRACK Collaborative Drafting Artifact Office of Continuity Verification
HAEB-1844-STOP The Unsolicited Reply Bureau of Premature Invention
HAEB-1903-GROUPC Premature Boarding Procedure Bureau of Premature Invention
HAEB-1908-NULL Authority Not Found Office of Internal Historical Affairs
HAEB-1969-HOLD Lunar Call Placement Office of Public Recollection
HAEB-1999-Y2PRIOR Remediation Completed Before Defect Office of Continuity Verification
HAEB-2026-YESTERDAY Repetition of Prior Day Office of Public Recollection

Field reports

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
FR-0079-14 Date Verification and Property Loss, Vesuvius District Office of Field Support
FR-1844-03 Corrective Contact, Baltimore Line Office of Field Support
FR-1903-08 Crowd Control Survey, Kill Devil Hills Office of Field Support

Evidence

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
EV-0079-7 Field Device 7 Office of Anachronism Control
EV-1215-17B Property Receipt Associated with a 1215 Charter Copy Office of Records That Should Not Exist
EV-1908-0 Archival Folder Cataloged as the Continuity and Prior Events Act of 1908 Office of Records That Should Not Exist

Official Record

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
OR-1215-magna-carta-12-4 Magna Carta Office of Continuity Verification
OR-1582-gregorian-reform-12-4 Gregorian Calendar Reform Department of Prior Conclusions
OR-1666-great-fire-london-12-4 Great Fire of London Directorate of Retroactive Compliance
OR-1776-declaration-12-4 Declaration of Independence Office of Continuity Verification
OR-1903-first-flight-12-4 First Powered Flight at Kill Devil Hills Office of Continuity Verification
OR-1969-apollo-11-12-4 Apollo 11 Lunar Landing Office of Public Recollection

Public advisories

Forms

Directives

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
HAEB Directive 12.2 Public Recollection Alignment Office of Public Recollection
HAEB Directive 4.1 Nonlocal Historical Duty Office of Field Support
HAEB Directive 6.3 Handling of Out-of-Period Property Office of Anachronism Control

Oversight

Newsroom

Archive

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
HAEB-ARC-01 Superseded Editions of the Current Approved Past Office of the Administrator
HAEB-ARC-02 Withdrawn Public Advisories Office of Public Recollection
HAEB-ARC-03 Orphaned Forms Office of Records That Should Not Exist
HAEB-ARC-04 Records Created by No Employee Office of Records That Should Not Exist
HAEB-ARC-05 Corrected Photographs Office of Continuity Verification
HAEB-ARC-06 Unredacted Redaction Logs Office of Records That Should Not Exist
HAEB-CN-1748-7 Correction Notice to an Accession Record of 1748 Office of Anachronism Control

Notices

IdentifierTitleIssuing office
Accessibility Statement Accessibility Statement Office of the Administrator
Correction Requests Correction Requests Office of the Administrator
Depictions of Real Historical Persons Policy on Depictions of Real Historical Persons Office of Continuity Verification
Fictional Records Policy Fictional Records Policy Office of Records That Should Not Exist
Historical Sourcing Policy Historical Sourcing Policy Office of Continuity Verification
Privacy Notice Privacy Notice Office of the Administrator
Satire Disclosure Satire Disclosure Office of the Administrator
Terminology Correction Terminology Correction Office of Field Support
Terms of Use Terms of Use Office of the Administrator

Bureau, careers, procurement, and publications

Registered, not published

The following are in force, in custody, or in effect, and are not distributed. Each entry states the reason. None of them is pending.

IdentifierTitleCustodial officeAvailability
HAEB-UNFILED-0000 The Unfiled Founding Office of Internal Historical Affairs This record is not available at your level of access. The withholding authority is also withheld.
HAEB Form 0 Request to Establish Prior Existence Office of Records That Should Not Exist This edition is not currently distributed. The Office of Records That Should Not Exist retains one copy and disputes that it does.
HAEB Form 1-A Initial Event Certification Office of Continuity Verification This edition is not currently distributed. The Office of Records That Should Not Exist retains one copy and disputes that it does.
HAEB Form 52-L Chronological Nonresidency Disclosure Division of Biographical Integrity This edition is not currently distributed. The Office of Records That Should Not Exist retains one copy and disputes that it does.
HAEB Form 63-E Evidence Contamination Attestation Office of Continuity Verification This edition is not currently distributed. The Office of Records That Should Not Exist retains one copy and disputes that it does.
HAEB Form 71-P Premature Invention Surrender Receipt Bureau of Premature Invention This edition is not currently distributed. The Office of Records That Should Not Exist retains one copy and disputes that it does.
HAEB Form 99-X Certification That No Form Applies Office of the Administrator This edition is not currently distributed. The Office of Records That Should Not Exist retains one copy and disputes that it does.
HAEB Directive 0.0 Foundational Authority and Related Absence Office of Internal Historical Affairs This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.
HAEB Directive 1.2 Event Intake and Initial Nonconformity Classification Office of Continuity Verification This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.
HAEB Directive 5.7 Biographical Overlap and Personnel Duplication Division of Biographical Integrity This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.
HAEB Directive 7.4 Premature Language and Unauthorized Foreshadowing Bureau of Premature Invention This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.
HAEB Directive 9.9 Records That Should Not Exist Office of Records That Should Not Exist This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.
HAEB Directive 12.4 Current Approved Past Publication and Use Office of the Administrator This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.
HAEB Directive 14.6 Corrective Actions With No Historical Effect Directorate of Retroactive Compliance This directive is in force and is not published. Its provisions are available through the office that applies them.

Related registers

Redaction log · Current Approved Past revision log · Archive collections · Incident status definitions