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Revision 12.4

Office of Anachronism Control

Report of Survey, Field Device 7

HAEB-RS-2026-0007 CLOSED. NO LOSS OCCURRED. CAP Rev. 12.4
Document type
Audit
Issuing office
Office of Anachronism Control
Closure status
Closed. No loss occurred.
Public impact
Level 1, Localized
Published
June 12, 2026

Purpose of this report

A Report of Survey is prepared when Bureau property is not in the location recorded for it.

This report is prepared to document that the property was in the location recorded for it.

Item surveyed

FieldEntry
ItemField Device 7
Property tagHAEB-PT-000007
Issuing officeOffice of Field Support
Issued toSenior Field Compliance Officer, employee HAEB-7714
Date issuedAugust 22, 79
Approved date-of-dutyAugust 24, 79
Date returnedNot returned
Date recovered1748
Date entered inventory2026
Condition codeUsed
Administrative ageNegative 1,947 years
Current locationProperty Vault 6, Office of Anachronism Control

Statement of circumstances

The item was issued for an authorized assignment at an approved date-of-duty in the Vesuvius District.

During corrective fieldwork the item became archaeologically available.

The assigned officer returned at the conclusion of the assignment. The item was recovered 1,669 years later and was entered into inventory 278 years after that.

The issue manifest records one handset. The assigned officer’s return report records a variance at the number issued. The variance is within tolerance and is not addressed by this report.

Determination of loss

Loss is defined in Directive 6.3 as an interruption in the chain of custody of Bureau property.

The chain of custody records:

  1. From 79 to 1748 the item was located within the territory of successive public authorities.
  2. From 1748 to 2026 the item was held by a public institution.
  3. In 2026 the item entered Bureau inventory.

No interruption was identified.

No loss occurred.

This determination is consistent with the Bureau’s reported property loss statistics, which record no loss in any reporting period.

Custodial responsibility

Six offices were asked to state their position on custodial responsibility.

OfficePosition stated
Office of Field SupportThe item was issued and is the receiving office’s property.
Office of Anachronism ControlThe item was recovered from an archaeological context and is case evidence, held for the case office.
Bureau of Premature InventionThe item is not premature. It was manufactured in its approved period and recovered outside it.
Office of Records That Should Not ExistThe item is not a record.
Directorate of Retroactive ComplianceCustody was regularized retroactively and requires no present custodian.
Office of Future Non-JurisdictionThe item’s disposition has not completed.

Custodial responsibility is recorded as continuous. It is not recorded as assigned.

Value and liability

  1. Acquisition cost. Not established. The item’s manufacture date is later than its recovery date, and Bureau cost records begin at manufacture.
  2. Depreciation. Applied for the full custody period of 1,947 years. Book value is recorded as zero.
  3. Replacement cost. Not established. The item cannot be replaced at a date earlier than its manufacture.
  4. Financial liability. None assessed. Liability under Directive 6.3 requires a loss.

Recommendation of the surveying officer

  1. Retain the item in inventory.
  2. Retain the item’s recorded location as continuous.
  3. Do not correct the recovery date. Correction of the recovery date would create a period during which the item was not held.
  4. Refer the item’s stored media to the case office. The photographs stored on the item are not addressed by this report.

Reviewing official action

Approved.

The finding of no loss is consistent with all prior findings of no loss.

The Office of Inspector General reviewed this report and issued OIG-2026-01. The report was not amended.

Records created

  1. This report of survey.
  2. An inventory adjustment increasing counted property by one item, with no corresponding acquisition entry.
  3. A property record carrying a negative administrative age.

The item is in inventory. The Bureau maintains that it has been throughout.

Related records

Real-world source note

The historical anchors below are factual. The Bureau, its staff, its records, and every administrative consequence described on this page are fictional.

  • The Historical Accuracy Enforcement Bureau, Field Device 7, and every custody record, determination, and office position in this report are fictional. No government property was recovered at any archaeological site described here. [Tier A, Basic anchor]
  • Pompeii was buried by the eruption of Vesuvius in 79 CE and preserved beneath volcanic deposits. Excavation of the site has continued since the eighteenth century. [Tier A, Basic anchor] Source
  • The beginning of organized excavation at Pompeii is conventionally dated to 1748. The date is a convention of the historical literature rather than a single documented event. [Tier B, Specific detail]
    The Bureau's use of 1748 as a recovery date, and everything the Bureau does with that date, is invented.